Breakfast Buffet Earrings

Breakfast Buffet Earrings. The ultimate in foodie pride, and the most ridiculous type of accessorizing short of Lady Gaga-like wardrobe. These blue plates are complete with a pile of scrambled eggs, 2 slices of bacon, 2 pancakes with melty butter and smothered in gooey-looking maple syrup. Each plate is light-weight, about the size of a quarter, and each earring piece has been meticulously detailed and handcrafted by BetsyEtsy. Each plate comes on Surgical Steel Fishook-style earrings in a “Silver” finish. ($18.99 @ BetsyEtsy)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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