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Blowfish — An FDA-approved Hangover Pill

Are you ready for an over-the-counter drug that should take the edge off that heavy night of drinking? That’s where Blowfish steps in. Blowfish is an effervescent, morning-after (hehe) hangover remedy that combines caffeine with a maximum strength pain reliever to address the major symptoms associated with a hangover (pain and fatigue).

The most interesting selling point of this new drug is that the FDA recognizes it as effective. Blowfish is FDA regulated pursuant to the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act. It’s designed to be taken upon waking, and claims to knock out multiple hangover symptoms within 15 to 30 minutes.

Blowfish for Hangovers is so confident in their new product, they’re dolling out free samples via their website. On the retail side, Blowfish currently runs for $11.99 for a 12-tablet box (six hangovers), or $49.99 for a 50-tab let box (twenty-five hangovers).

 

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

3 replies on “Blowfish — An FDA-approved Hangover Pill”

This is so stupid!!! Are people so dumb these days that they don’t realize that this tablet is just 500 mg of aspirin and 60 mg of caffiene??? How outrageous to charge so much for a effervescent tablet of aspirin!!! Take 2 aspirin and drink a cup of coffe and save yourself a lot of money!

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