Red Lobster’s Response To Beyoncé’s Shoutout Was Depressing

Beyoncé brought Red Lobster back to relevance by mentioning them in her newest song titled, “Formation.”

Queen Bey sings in the song:

“When he f*ck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster.”

Even though the lyrics are a bit explicit, Red Lobster had to be stoked that they pretty much got free PR in the form of a memorable lyric from one of the most popular music artists of this generation.

They showed that they were excited, but in a bit of a delayed response, the best the restaurant’s Twitter account could come up with was, “‘Cheddar Bey Biscuits’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?”


Umm.. That’s it?

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Thankfully the internet is always here to lend a helping hand with what Red Lobster should have said:


  A photo posted by @queenb_101 on

Then a brilliant illustration of what Red Lobster probably thought, eventually:

Then they thought this response would fix it all:




This might explain things:


Regardless of the response, it just reminds us that their biscuits really are amazing and we probably should pay a visit to the old Lobster.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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