Hit-Or-Miss Sweets

Bags of Cereal Marshmallows, Nothing Else

Ever dug into a bowl of Lucky Charm’s cereal, only wishing you didn’t have to deal with the non-marshmallow crisps that are floating around in your milk? That’s where Cereal Marshmallows attempts to save the day! This website/questionable web store offers up bags of cereal marshmallows, with just that, cereal marshmallows. That’s right. These marshmallows promise to be the same consistency as the crunchy, borderline diabetes-inducing chunks you find in your normal breakfast cereals, and will come in a mixture of 4 generic shapes: circles, squares, quarter moons and triangles. Their order page reveals individual servings, household servings or bulk/wholesale servings.

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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