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Hit-Or-Miss

Beer for Dogs, Because This is America

If you like beer, chances are your dog will too! Like owner, like dog right?

But even if your dog begs for the stuff, be aware that hops can be deadly for your pet! Uhh ohh…Luckily, there’s now beer made specifically for dogs that doesn’t contain any hops or alcohol. Imagine an O’Douls for canines, if you will.

They even come in tasty dog friendly flavors such as Cock-a-Doodle-Brew (chicken) or Beefy Brown Ale (beef). Yummy if you’re a dog… Pick up a six pack of online or at selected pet stores and kick back this summer with your loyal friend. ($15.49 @ amazon)

[via incrediblethings.com]

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Products

This Fully Functioning Dining Table Has Eight Legs and Can Walk

Moving furniture can be a pain in the ass, especially when you can’t gather enough man power to help you.

But if you had this walking table by designer Wouter Scheublin there would be no sweat involved. With a little push, the beautifully engineered table seems to start moving on its own. We don’t know how Scheublin came up with this idea, but it looks like he got some inspiration from a scurrying spider with 8 legs.

See it in action here:

[via incrediblethings.com]

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Fast Food

Wendy’s Reveals a Strawberry Shortcake Parfait

Summer is just around the corner, so I guess the hotter weather makes eating copious amounts of ice cream more justifiable! Now along with Oreo and Caramel Frosty Parfaits, Wendy’s is introducing Strawberry Shortcake for a limited time.

Layers of Vanilla Frosty, strawberry puree, and shortbread cookie chunks are topped off with a generous serving of whipped cream and fresh strawberry chunks. Frosty’s have really come a long way since just chocolate and vanilla. What’s next? The French Fry Frosty Parfait?

[via theimpulsivebuy.com]

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Products

Giant Fist Koozie, ‘The Beast’

The Giant Fist Koozie is a little bit of freaky and a whole lot of awesome. There’s a lot of utility in this product. It not only doubles as a hand warmer and beer cooler but also acts as a giant bopping device! It allows the wearer to pound a few beers and go into beast mode without causing some real damage. A great gift for Father’s Day and the manly men in your life.

Buy: $14.95 @ Amazon/PrankSuperStore

[via gizmodo.com]

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Celebrity Grub

Mark Zuckerberg and Wife Swing By McDonald’s on Honeymoon

On a recent honeymoon in Rome, billionaire and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg was spotted treating his wife to a meal at McDonald’s.

A perplexing sight….why would a guy that’s worth $17.5 billion dine at McDonalds? Does he have poor taste or is he just playing the “down to earth” card?

Who knows, but gentlemen out there DO NOT get your new wife , girlfriend, significant other, etc. McDonald’s for any of these occassions: honeymoon, anniversary, or birthday.

You are not Mark Zuckerburg, and you will most likely regret it. Seriously.

[via nypost.com]

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Humor

Student Allegedly Gave Semen-Laced Cupcake to Classmate

A 16-year-old high school student from Minneapolis who allegedly gave a semen-laced cupcake to one of his classmates on May 9 is under investigation by police.

The boy apparently gave out a few cupcakes that day but only one “supposedly contained semen.” Unfortunately, since the cupcake was ingested by the receiver there is no DNA evidence to actually confirm the allegation. This testosterone driven teenager also threatened to burn down his principal’s house after being suspended for this incident.

Hopefully, this is only an isolated incident and his classmates won’t be traumatized by cupcakes forever. Then again, semen-based recipes aren’t completely frowned upon, are they?

[via huffingtonpost.com]

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Food Trucks

Selling Sex Out of a Food Truck, This Hooker is in Hot Water

What do food trucks and hookers have in common? They both work the streets! Rough times and steep competition are pushing food truck owners to either get more creative or more… desperate.

Long Island resident, Catherine Scalia falls into the latter category. This go-getter not only ran her own hot dog truck but also advertised her escort service out of it. Sex sells right? Wrong. At least not when it’s illegal.

Scalia was recently busted for offering an undercover cop a $50 hand-job. If I could give her any type of business advice, I would say price your hand-jobs higher to cover the possible risks and don’t sell yourself short.

[via: eater.com, photo: NYPost]

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Restaurants

Free Hashish at a New Oregon Pot Eatery

Earth Dragon Edibles Restaurant and Lounge is not the first of its kind in the state, but it’s definitely making headlines. Owners, Kevin Wallace and Michael Shea are actively working to keep their pot eatery up and running!

Restaurants that specialize in marijuana infused foods are slow to emerge despite its appeal due to heavy regulation. However, Wallace and Shea are fighting the man by working around the system! Since it’s “not a crime to share medicine,” offering “free” hashish with orders of stir-fry to cardholders allows these law abiding owners to make a living doing what they love. Well played guys!

[via health.yahoo.net]