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This Chick-fil-A Inspired Rap is Our New Sunday Anthem

Admit it; we’ve all had that feeling of hunger pangs and disappointment at your Chick-fil-A dreams being dashed simply because it’s Sunday. Those unfulfilled not-so Sunday Funday cravings leave us wondering, “Isn’t it supposed to be their pleasure to serve us?”

Most of us curse the fast food gods for being so cruel, shaking our fists to the sky while simultaneously hitting up the nearest Mickey D’s drive-thru to get some semblance of a nugget fix.  But for Shama Mrema, he took his Chick-fil-A defeat to the next level by penning a rap professing his love for the chicken chain.

In a music video obviously shot on a Sunday outside an empty Chick-fil-A location, Mrema waxes poetic about his weekend woes, lamenting over his lack of mini sandwiches and sweet tea. Mrema’s Drake-like simping speaks to our waffle fry-loving hearts with lyrics like “Chick-fil-A sauce so good like it was made by G-O-D.” Seriously, that sauce is like crack.

Like Mrema, we’ll have to”drink [our] own tears till 6 a.m. Monday” until we’re reunited with that glorious chicken biscuit.

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Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinos Exist and They Look Like Pure Magic

Less than a week after the infamous “Pink Drink” made its way off the secret menu, Starbucks is blowing fans’ minds with the introduction of Unicorn Frappuccinos.

The unicorn food trend isn’t exactly new. From hot chocolate to grilled cheese, the edible rainbow movement has only continued to grow in 2017. With all the other specialty frappuccinos the coffee giant has offered, it’s kind of surprising they didn’t jump on the unicorn bandwagon sooner.

Rumblings about this whimsical drink started as most internet rumors do, with a Reddit post. After trolling Instagram, Twitter, and through confirmations from Starbucks Partners, it was confirmed that unlike an actual unicorn, this drink is indeed real.

It seems that ‘bucks lovers are having a hard time agreeing on the taste of this limited edition drink, which is probably because the official name of this fantastical frapp is “The Flavor Changing Unicorn Frappuccino.” Most reviews of the magical drink liken the taste to tropical Skittles. According to Starbucks Barista, @TheChubbyBandit, the frappuccino is made with “a mango creme frappuccino with a couple of pink powder scoops, sour blue syrup drizzle, and whipped cream sprinkled with blue and pink powder.”

Through the power of social media, perhaps this Insta-worthy Unicorn Frapp could follow in the Pink Drink’s footsteps to secure its own spot on the Starbucks Official Menu. Until then, be sure to grab your Unicorn Frappuccino from April 19-23.

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This Giant Ice Cream Scoop Gives You Pint-Sized Scoops

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Have you ever read the serving size on your favorite pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream? Well in case you haven’t, it says that pint of yours is four servings. We here at Foodbeast refuse to believe those pints a) serve four people and b) would serve you four times. Let’s be real, it’s a single serving pint for one, and this Giant Ice Cream Scoop proves it.

Yes, that may look like a kid’s cone, but it’s just your average cake cone stacked with an entire pint of ice cream, NBD. This ridiculously large ice cream scoop fits an entire pint’s worth of ice cream in one scoop, thus proving our one pint per person theory. At $60, the scoop is ridiculously pricey considering it’s way cheaper to grab a spoon and go to town on a $4 pint. Just sayin’.

Giant Ice Cream Scoop, $60 @ Fancy

H/T + PicThx That’s Nerdalicious

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Herbed Turkey Burgers With Goat Cheese and Cranberry Sauce

turkey slider croppedRecipe: Hungry Girl Por Vida

 

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Turkey and Stuffing Doughnuts Are a Thing in Britain

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Did you know that our neighbors across the pond don’t celebrate our favorite gluttony-filled holiday, aka Thanksgiving? True story. Though the Brits sadly miss out on two weeks worth of leftovers from the big day, they do get to partake in the main event in the form of a doughnut.

Tesco, a popular grocery chain in Britain, carries the Weirdoughs brand of miniature doughnuts which come in a variety of out-there flavors, including but not limited to: Smoky Bacon, Salt and Vinegar, and Cheese and Onion. In honor of the holiday season, the chain has released their latest flavor, Turkey and Stuffing. Now, to be fair, nowhere on their packaging do they say these are your usual sweet doughnuts. Their tagline straight up says, “What do you get when you cross a crisp with a doughnut?” Basically these are like doughy, soft versions of chips, which now that we think about it could be a little weird, but we’re eating Pizza Doughnuts over here, so who are we to judge.

Before you get too grossed out, there’s not actual turkey stuffed inside the doughnut, but the savory baked good is definitely flavored with all the fixin’s of your typical bird. The doughnuts scored a perfect score with the British blog A Review a Day:

The first thing I noticed when biting into these is how much the consistency really helps contribute to the flavour. It’s a lot like eating the real thing, but in dough form. It’s soft, slightly chewy, and it certainly has a very bold stuffing flavour, with a lovely meaty hint behind it.

It looks like the Weirdoughs are only available in the UK for now, but as with everything you can find on the wonderful world of the Internet, we’re betting these things exist on Amazon or Ebay.

H/T + PicThx Metro.co.uk

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Mac and Cheese Tacos

mac_and_cheese_tacos_1Recipe: Blog Chef

 

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Cannibals Get Caught Slinging People-Filled Pastries

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Hannibal-style empadas, anyone?

Three people are being tried in Brazil for acts of cannibalism and frankly being disturbed as all hell. A husband, his wife and his mistress were all charged with killing and dismembering two women. The women were told they would be offered employment as nannies, but instead were met with a terrible fate.

As if that weren’t bad enough, the grisly threesome ate parts of their victims and used their flesh to make Brazilian pastries known as empadas. To make matters even worse, the trio ate and sold these pastries to their neighbors. Oh, and their innocent kid also ate some people-flavored empadas. Those crazies couldn’t even leave the poor kid out of it. The reasoning behind such a disgusting crime? They were trying to purify the world and reduce its population. Smh.

This isn’t the first time people have gone AWOL and turned full-on cannibal. Last month, we reported on an Australian chef who offed his girlfriend and thought it wise to turn her into a meal. This guy narrowly avoided the cops by taking his own life. Seriously, what the actual fudgsicles is wrong with people?

H/T Washington Post + PicThx Eater

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We Knew This Was Coming: Kim Kardashian Kake Pop

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via Lou Lou P’s Delights