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Asian Swamp Eel Devours Chinese Chef's Bowels

If anything, this is an anti-Foodbeast post. Reports have surfaced of a 59-year-old chef passing out drunk and having a 50cm long Asian swamp eel inserted into the man’s bottom by his peers. Doctor’s in Sichuan, China discovered the sea creature and announced that the eel had gone after the man’s bowels (and succeeded). What a terrible drunk story.

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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