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ARRESTED: This Dude Tried to Pass a Crushed Pop-Tart Off as Cocaine

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If I’m ordering up some quality crack cocaine, don’t give me the corner of a crushed Pop-Tart, you feel me?

That’s the kind of situation North Carolina undercover agents were put in earlier this week when Cameron Mitchell, 30, agreed to sell crack cocaine to a plain clothes agent. Mitchell’s curious mug can be seen on their local news website, curiously sans Pop-Tart in his mouth.

It all went down on June 18, where poor schmuck Cameron Mitchell was making a delivery to a convenience store in the town of Halifax. After meeting an undercover agent on his journey, he allegedly agreed to sell him crack cocaine. Then he proceeded to go to his delivery truck and came back with what he claimed was $20 worth of crack cocaine. Mitchell had actually gone to the back of his delivery truck and found the corner of a Pop-Tart instead. He claims that he needed the money.

Now he faces charges of “selling or delivering a counterfeit controlled substance and creating a controlled substance.”

Bruh.

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Thx WCTI12

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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