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7 Silly Things We Just Learned About Taco Bell, Straight from their President

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Taco Bell’s president, Mr. Brian Niccol, took to Reddit’s popular AMA section late this morning to usher in the launch of the chain’s biggest addition in company history: a breakfast menu.

While Taco Bell breakfast discussions were interesting, it was Niccol’s cheeky responses to questions surrounding things like the bottling of their popular Mountain Dew Baja Blast drinks, and his thoughts on Justin Bieber that will make this AMA a memorable one. We’ve picked the 7 greatest moments and featured them below:

 

1. Brian Niccol’s dream would be to add Beer to the menu

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2. This is a poorly made Waffle Taco, and someone may or may not get fired for it:

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3. When is Taco Bell breakfast coming to Canada? …as soon as they take Justin Bieber back

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4. Sales in Colorado have increased 420% since the legalization of marijuana (har har)

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5. Your beloved and illustrious ‘Bell Beefer’ is not coming back to the menu any time soon

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6. The President of Taco Bell apparently eats Taco Bell every day, and confirms their meat is ‘beef with wonderful seasonings

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7. Apparently, the only thing that sucks about being Taco Bell’s President, is not being their CEO:

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By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

12 replies on “7 Silly Things We Just Learned About Taco Bell, Straight from their President”

gram·mar
ˈgramər/
noun
1.
the whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including inflections) and sometimes also phonology and semantics.

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Na·zi
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historical
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a member of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party.

I think I am right. fiveseven15 is showing the grammar fail. I am certain that fiveseven15 is also a member of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party as well… which is why fiveseven15 is a grammar nazi. Whoa, I bet you did NAZI that coming.

Dammit, this is why I love Taco Bell. The food has nothing spectacular about it, yet I’m always coming back for more. Their marketing is great. Their president has beer priorities right. And … I just really want a burrito right now. And …. this guy is good at PR.

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