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Surge Is the Top-Selling Drink on Amazon, These 14 Comments Show Why

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Somehow Surge is the No. 1 selling drink on Amazon right now.

Let me rephrase that. Of course Surge is the No. 1 selling drink on Amazon. If you grew up in the ’90s, there’s no way you don’t remember Surge. You have to had seen the cheesy commercials at some point while watching The Tick and Eek! the Cat cartoons.

The recent resurgence of Surge through Amazon had ’90s kids giddy, and they expressed their happiness through the Amazon comments. Albeit, these are some strange comments, but if you want to relive your childhood, they’re perfect.
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Now if we can convince Doritos to bring back 3D Doritos, I can sit in my living room, playing my Gameboy with my recorded version of Good Burger on VHS playing in the background, and feel like I never left the ’90s.-Ant

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If she doesn’t remember Surge, she’s probably too young for you Bro!-Aron Gustafson

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I just spent 45 dollars on soda and I’m not even mad.-JR

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This is not Mountain Dew on crack, this is Mountain Dew on Heisenberg meth.-Rico

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Who wants to stay up playing Goldeneye or MarioKart 64 til 4 in the morning?-Markalis

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My brother has been in a coma for 12 years. I whispered into his ear that they were bringing Surge back and he shot straight up, did a backflip out of bed and roundhouse-kicked a nurse.-Michael Baxter

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Haven’t drank soda in 6 years… That changes today.-Dusty McAleer

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I had the choice between electric bill or Surge. I will be enjoying a drink in the dark. Cheers!-Stephanie

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I am getting married in 5 days, and getting this for my first drink as a married man is better than any other gift I could possibly receive outside of gaining a wife.-Dale G. Paradowski

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I used to drink 44oz cups of this EVERY DAY as a kid. It made me fat and I don’t care.-Mike K.

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I drank one in 1998 and haven’t slept since.-Marcia

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I would drink Surge even if it made my penis fall off.-Alex 47

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As soon as my order arrives, I’m driving straight to my parents’ house, stripping down to my undies, firing up the Sega Genesis, and killing a stuffed-crust pizza.-Christopher Tigo

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All I have to do now is dig my aggressive inline skates out of the basement and put some Less Than Jake on, and I WILL BE YOUNG FOREVER!-D

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By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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